Friday, March 21, 2008

Good Friday Bad Limerick

At the request of the holy cuttlefish:

To keep the faith in this land
Gambling at Easter was banned.
But today I will bet
That the Church will not let
Treatment to progress as planned.

The Catholic Church unsurprisingly restated that they would prefer to let people unnecessarily suffer and die from treatable diseases rather than allow manipulation of brainless stem cells. And bookmakers were allowed to open on Good Friday for the first time.

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