According to Sky Sports, today was "Grand Slam Super Sunday" as all four top teams played each other. There was a big game in Scotland too - the mighty Glasgow Celtic Football Club were humbled 3-2 by little Inverness Caledonian Thistle.
A few years ago, a similar result spurred the classic headline:
Super Caley go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious
Today my local Premiership club is West Ham United. I remember that at the time of the Scottish headline the Hammers had a couple of talented young midfield players who seemed to be destined for glory. They haven't quite lived up to their promise, but tying it all back to the start of this post, today these two guys play for the big four. Back then I was just waiting for one of them to get three goals, the headline was waiting in my head:
Super Carrick scores a hat-trick Cole is so precocious.
I could have used an easier variant any time, methinks still better than most tabloid headlines...
Super Cole he is fantastic Carrick is precocious.
Unfortunately some kids never quite live up to that early potential...