We could discuss the news. But I'll stay personal today.
I used to have a pet snail called Brian. Well, he was not really a pet, but I did see him a few times sliding across my patio.
Maybe giving him that name was a mistake. But I can honestly say that I named him after the main character of the Magic Roundabout and not after the supposed prophet. I appreciate that some people may believe that Brian was a divine messenger whose every word should be obeyed. I used to think those people were gullible fools, but I realise now that only they know the true meaning of life.
Apology done. Now I'm off to get lashed.
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Too bloody right. How dare you insult the divine Brian.
How much are you paying for the lashings these days?
Aren't snails hermaphrodites? Are you comparing the legendary prophet with a slimy bisexual vegetarian pest?
Thy time is coming
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/30/wsudan230.xml
Oh dear. I'm not sure of the relevance of that Telegraph link, I simply named my snail after the Magic Roundabout star and any resemblance to any alleged messiah was surely unintended. But I sincerely apologise again to all who believe in the Life of Brian.
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