We could discuss the news. But I'll stay personal today.
I used to have a pet snail called Brian. Well, he was not really a pet, but I did see him a few times sliding across my patio.
Maybe giving him that name was a mistake. But I can honestly say that I named him after the main character of the Magic Roundabout and not after the supposed prophet. I appreciate that some people may believe that Brian was a divine messenger whose every word should be obeyed. I used to think those people were gullible fools, but I realise now that only they know the true meaning of life.
Apology done. Now I'm off to get lashed.