Finally a proper personal status update

Got a bit of time out of the office today, finally. Five separate assessments crammed in.

Met the teachers of both my children. My car had its annual MOT check. I had a routine dentist appointment. Had to make time for a medical visit too.

So five separate verdicts:

• Splendid progress, pretty damn excellent all round

• Most areas well above average, freakily unnaturally brilliant; a few areas well below but nothing serious

• Some parts excellent, but some things really in a bad way need major changes

• Just normal really, in a good way, just as expected for age

• Very tired, on last legs, not much more life expected

Not necessarily in order.