Met the teachers of both my children. My car had its annual MOT check. I had a routine dentist appointment. Had to make time for a medical visit too.
So five separate verdicts:
• Splendid progress, pretty damn excellent all round
• Most areas well above average, freakily unnaturally brilliant; a few areas well below but nothing serious
• Some parts excellent, but some things really in a bad way need major changes
• Just normal really, in a good way, just as expected for age
• Very tired, on last legs, not much more life expected
Not necessarily in order.